Knowing if, when and where to move schools as a new teacher is a difficult decision. Here, I offer some advice from my own experiences.

"From September, it will be BYOD for all Year 9 pupils; 'Bring Your Own Device'" "Can it be BYOB for teachers?" Anyone who has worked in...

"Why don't you switch from AAABBBCCC to ABCABCABC?" "You lost me at 'A'..." As a new teacher who continues to absolutely boss this world...

"But sir, what's the title..?" I bloody love a good starter. Whether it is a breaded mushroom in a low-end chain restaurant (this says a...

"I use the 9-1 grading system for Year 7 and I give them GCSE questions to stretch them" - Mate...are you crazy? One of the biggest...

"This will be the best CPD you will ever complete" = Cue me sat in a Holiday Inn eating pain au chocolat for 8 hours... Later this year,...

"So I write a response on a piece of work, then wait for the student to respond, then respond to their response, then..." Green pen, red...

"For about a year, I just thought you were really aloof..." Confidence is not something that gets talked about when you first go into...

Me: "...and then I got my MA from a Russell Group university" Student: "...and went into teaching??" Where do we even begin with this...

"Whereabouts does the name 'Teacher Breakdown' fall in terms of political correctness?" This was the message I sent to my friends of some...