"I just miss the kids and my classroom so much!" - Are you kidding? This is literally the best thing to happen to me... Who knew that my...

"Sir, what day did the rebellion happen?" - "It was the 8th July 1549, a Friday. The weather was 25°C with sunny spells" Knowledge of...

"Paul, I hear you're a bit of a whiz with OneNote. Do you reckon you could...?" No. It is important for teachers to ease themselves into...

"Always ask yourself, why this? why now?" Yeah...I'm more of a 'why me?' 'why today?' kind of guy. Last weekend, while the majority of...

"From September, it will be BYOD for all Year 9 pupils; 'Bring Your Own Device'" "Can it be BYOB for teachers?" Anyone who has worked in...

"Why don't you switch from AAABBBCCC to ABCABCABC?" "You lost me at 'A'..." As a new teacher who continues to absolutely boss this world...

"But sir, what's the title..?" I bloody love a good starter. Whether it is a breaded mushroom in a low-end chain restaurant (this says a...

"I use the 9-1 grading system for Year 7 and I give them GCSE questions to stretch them" - Mate...are you crazy? One of the biggest...

"This will be the best CPD you will ever complete" = Cue me sat in a Holiday Inn eating pain au chocolat for 8 hours... Later this year,...

"He would really benefit from being sat at the front" - said every parent ever... How a classroom is laid out is not really something...

"So I write a response on a piece of work, then wait for the student to respond, then respond to their response, then..." Green pen, red...

"I genuinely think this is the best thing I have ever created...ever" So it wasn't my intention to go straight in with hard-hitting...

"Whereabouts does the name 'Teacher Breakdown' fall in terms of political correctness?" This was the message I sent to my friends of some...